Don’t miss the season premiere of Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:30 pm, Saturday [duh]) which will feature Olympic douchebag Michael Phelps, A DROP-IN VISIT FROM (the real!) BARACK OBAMA, and the answer to the mystery, “Who will play Sarah Palin”? (Fingers crossed for Tina Fey!)

Fox is having big problems with Joss Whedon’s upcoming series Dollhouse; namely that star Eliza Dusku is “unlikeable.”

BSG’s Katee Sackhoff has been chosen as the lead in a new NBC series from Dick Wolf entitled Lost and Found about a detective with a smart mouth who rankles the brass and is demoted. SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

And finally, what do these three Olympic chipmunks gymnasts have in common? They all love the DELICIOUS taste of Ortega Taco Sauce! (It really makes her taco pop! Wait… it’s not a sexist comment if she says it!!)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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