Welcome to “Hooray for Television!”, a brand-new column in which I highlight things on television that inspire me to leap from my couch to shout, “Hooray for television!” This series will continue indefinitely. Or until I get bored of it. Or until I run out of things to hooray about. On second thought, today’s installment of “Hooray for Televison!” will be the final installment of “Hooray for Television!” Rest in peace, “Hooray for Television!” You were an amazing column while you lasted.
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What’s the difference between “Hooray for Television!” and “I Love Television”?
@Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey: “Hooray for Television!” features Zingbot 3000.
@ERIK HENRIKSEN–If you leap from your couch then television is not doing its’ job!
Outsource or automate hmmmmmm Steve Humphrey or the Zingbot 3000. Forget that, I can’t wave at Zingbot 3000 and stick him with the bar tab like Steve Humphrey.