Look, I know that Extreme’s classic ballad “More Than Words” is a source of controversy. There are those (you) who think it sounds like a cat dragging its claws across a chalkboard… and then there are others (me) who listen to the song, and they laugh and their buttholes tingle. You know who you are, so either check out or NOT check out Jimmy Fallon and Jack Black doing a shot-by-shot recreation of Extreme’s “More Than Words” video. Nothing weird happens… unless you count Black’s contorted face… it’s just Extreme’s “More Than Words.” You have been notified/warned. WATCH! (Or don’t.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

It’s actually by Extreme not Warrant.
Yep, PDXMATT is right. Cue all of us closet hair-metalheads correcting you and revealing ourselves. Well played, Wm. Steven Humphrey, well played.
I was not trolling you, I promise!! I’m just dumb today. Thanks and fixed!