Host of The Soup, Joel McHale teams up with his buddy Jim Rash from Community to produce what very well may be the best True Detective parody the internet has to offer. Why? Because McHale and Rash recognize True Detective’s most basic problem—YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND A GODDAMN WORD THEY’RE SAYING. (Hat tips to Rash, who does a great chaw-chewing Woody Harrelson. Watch.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)