Whatever you were planning on doing tonight, DON’T FREAKING DO IT! Because tonight you will be staying home to watch what will surely be the television event of this or any other century: Michael Jackson and Bubbles: The Untold Story (Animal Planet, 10 pm). This documentary not only explores Jackson’s weirdly close relationship to his chimpanzee pal, it also cruelly reunites Bubbles with someone I’m sure he never wanted to see again—La Toya Jackson! Here’s a teaser video of this hilarious, pants-wetting reunion in all its insane glory. If you only watch one internet thing today, make this the one!
I AM GOING TO WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SHOW!!
The Thing that says E.T makes it a very confusing video.
So sad, terrifying, and hilarious.