You’ve undoubtedly heard the buzz that Tyra Banks is introducing yet another twist to her aging series America’s Next Top Model: for this cycle one of the gals is transgender. Everybody say hello to Isis, who will certainly stir up some controversy on the show — or maybe none at all. She’s certainly just as attractive as their usual slate of models (which I realize isn’t saying much), but JESUS CHRIST! Can someone please spoon-feed this Skinny Minny a peanut butter milkshake?

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)