To celebrate moving his show to 11:35 pm, Jimmy Kimmel brings back one of my fave segments, “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” in which… ummm… celebrities read mean tweets. And trust me, this one is a SCA-REAM! My fave is Tom Arnold’s… which is yours?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)