Australia’s Studio 10 co-host Sarah Harris is helping a blindfolded dude lead a demonstration of nail guns (don’t ask), when she points one at her own face and nearly pulls the trigger. Naturally, hilarious panic ensues, but eventually all is well… until she almost injures the demonstration dude, too! GET THAT NAIL GUN (AND ALL NAIL GUNS) AWAY FROM HER FOREVER, PLEASE.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)