On last night’s Full Frontal, host Samantha Bee let loose with a brilliant, barn-burning rant on the Orlando Massacre, the idiocy of not criminalizing automatic weapons, Florida’s governor and other legislators who do NOTHING (but pray, which isn’t really helping, guys), and a strong indicator that someone might be a mass murderer: terrible selfies. WATCH.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)