Now look! I don’t care about your fancy-pantsy, big-city “ratings system”—I thought the first season of Hannibal on NBC was BOSS. And if this new trailer is any indication, season two will be double BOSS. Check it out if you like great acting, atmospheric plots, and super creepy serial killers sniffing dead bodies. YEEEEESH!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)