TWO WEEKS! The season premiere of The Walking Dead is only two weeks away, and like last season, AMC is wetting our whistle with a mini-series of new webisodes. Once again created by the show’s special effects master Greg Nicotero, these gore-ific shorties are heavy on the zombies, blood, and skull smashin’. Grab a spoon, some fruit yogurt, and enjoy the first webisode in the series, “Cold Storage”!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)