If you haven’t started thinking about your Halloween costume yet… THINK. And while you’re thinking, think of this American Horror Story “Gimp Suit,” available from Target!

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The perfect choice for any person who wants to disguise themselves as a creepy, ghost rapist, $42.49 isn’t a big price to pay—especially when shopping at those more expensive ghost rapist outlets.

ALSO! I was surprised to see only one reader review for this product over at the Target site… but it’s still pretty good:

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But C’MON. You can do better. Right, Blogtown? Show ’em how WE write product reviews!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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