No it’s not for this! That’d be lame! So lame! Ha! That show’s fucking terrible! No way would I want 9900 minutes of that! Even if it only cost a mere 55 cents per episode! No, the $116.99 is for… uh… something really cool and non-embarrassing. Um, a present for you, maybe? Yeah, that’s it! A really nice present for you! You’re going to love it.

Please drop off cash ASAP at 605 NE 21st Ave, Suite 200, Portland, OR, 97232.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

3 replies on “Please Give Me $116.99.”

  1. wow. Hundred or so less than when my husband bought it for Mother’s Day.

    I’m currently trying to convince him to get SGA 1-4 for my birthday.

  2. I never got into SG-1. Did I miss something? It seemed like it was one of those series like Farscape that I just wasn’t geeky enough for.

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