President Obama visited Jimmy Kimmel last night and once again blessed America by reading some of the most hilarious “Mean Tweets” written about him. (Don’t worry—these are just the funny, dumb ones… not the evil racist ones that always seem to show up in my feed. #ShutUpRacistsIHateYOU) Enjoy!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)