Sometimes life is a bottomless pit of shit-filled despair. But other times? IT IS JUST SO AMAZING I WANT TO DRY HUMP THE SKY!!! Today is one of those days, my friends, because the Lifetime network (home of the most hilariously bad chick flicks known to womankind—remember Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? starring TORI MOTHERCLUCKING SPELLING???) has just released its new trailer for the upcoming Drew Peterson: Untouchable TV movie (premiering Jan 21) starring Rob Lowe from Community Parks & Recreation and St. Elmo’s Fire!
I could try to describe the beauty that’s wrapped up within this trailer, but I would just end up beating the shit out of any word that attempted to describe how awesome this is. OKAY! PANT, PANT! I’M HYPERVENTILATING, AND I’M HYPERBOLIC. In reality, it’s not that good. It’s fan-fucking-tastic!
Oh, just watch for the love of Christ.
Parks and Recreation, not Community. Looks awfully wonderful.
Holy shit.
Speaking of the love of Christ, I had no idea he starred in the video for “Christmas Shoes”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2d4BkIS9uw
DISCLAIMER: I only know this song because of Patton Oswalt’s funny takedown of it.
WOW. Obvious sex stud is obvious.
@ Volcano!
Ack! Got too excited! P&R of course. Thanks!
Sorry, his best performance is still Atomic Train.