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By this point you’re probably saying to yourself, “What can the Sharknado franchise show me that I haven’t seen already?” Well, you’ve seen stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering inwardly thanking god they still have a semi-regular paycheck coming in. And you’ve seen everyone from Will Wheaton to Perez Hilton to Kelly Osbourne to George R.R. Martin to Salt-N-Pepa’s Sandy “Pepa” Denton mercilessly gutted by flying sharks. BUT! HAVE YOU SEEN THE GLOBALLY LOATHED COMEDIAN CARROT TOP RUTHLESSLY SQUASHED BY A SHARK? No, you haven’t. But you can now, and in the following GIF and superfluous/silly/kinda charming trailer for Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens. Get ready to groan in a good way.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)