I was just doing some research for an upcoming TV column and checked out the trailer for the fifth season of The Hills… and unsurprisingly, it looks A-MA-ZING! As you may have heard, this could be Lauren’s last fake reality season, so that means they’re going to have to work their fake reality asses off to wrap up all of Lauren’s fake reality problems.
Highlights:
• Heidi visits a fortune teller who mysteriously knows everything that’s happened over the last four seasons.
• Okay, which one of you bitches invited Heidi to Lauren’s birthday party?
• Stop the presses! Heidi shows something akin to actual emotion!
• Steph’s b-friend rats out Spencer for flirting with a bartender who looks like she’s got Saran Wrap stretched across her face.
• Lo continues to look like a rabbit getting a prostate exam.
• Spencer gets in a HEE-LARIOUS slap fight with Steph’s b-friend. (I can never remember his name.)
• And Audrina’s humongous donkey teeth threaten to sink the whole of Southern California.

The Hills fifth season debuts Monday, April 6 at 10 pm on MTV, and OH, BOY!!! I CAN’T WAIT!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on “Spencer Gets in Girly Slap Fight on The Hills!”

  5. I love that fortune teller. You could say literally any of those things to any 20 year old, and they would be true. “You were friends with someone, and now you’re not.” OMG, how did you know??!?!?!!?

  7. It’s a boring fake reality spinoff of The Real OC, which was an obnoxious reality rip-opff of the best show ever, The OC.

    I can’t believe it’s such a short path from Sandy Cohen to Spencer Pratt.

  8. Joneser, the first season of The OC was phenomenal. Then it went downhill kinda quickly. I never even bothered watcing the third season. Maybe things got better after that, but I doubt it because they got cancelled.

    The real best show ever is The I.T. Crowd.

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