Is this mashup of Earl Sinclair from the TV show Dinosaurs singing “Big Poppa” Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize” the greatest thing since the polio vaccine? THAT’S ARGUABLE. However, it is definitely the most amazing, wondrous thing you’ll see all day. (And I’m confident in that statement.) WATCH.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-v2mvO7Yq48

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)