I present this without comment other than to say, “THIS FREAKS ME OUT!!”

To find out how they did it, read this. I’m going to lie down with a cold washcloth on my face.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N95tCG4leWY

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)