Calling all parents whose kids WILL NOT stop begging to watch Frozen! This following short and sweet mashup of your new favorite most-hated kids movie and Breaking Bad will make you wish the entire movie had been filmed this way. MORE OF THIS, PLEASE.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)