Here’s a quick scene from the new Charlie’s Angels reboot debuting this fall on ABC, and here’s what I already know: 1) These gals spend a lot less time running in bikinis than their predecessors. 2) If they are out to get you, there’s no point in locking your hotel room door. 3) While they may dress like housekeepers, they are actually in the business of FUCKING YOU UP. And 4) They’re not cops… THEY’RE ANGELS. (Get it? Got it? Good. Roll it.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
If they’d been at the Sofitel in NYC they could’ve French-fried Strauss-Kahn’s IMF (Insecure Mother Fucker) (alleged) ass!
Someday some poor unfortunete sap is gonna make an action movie where some chicks try to pull some karate moves on a dude – and get their asses beat.
And he is gonna take alot of shit for it….