Do you have evangelical relatives? Do they hate swearing? Do they love TV? If so, you should buy them a TV Guardian! The TV Guardian “reads” the closed captioning for TV shows and DVDs, and then it mutes the video whenever a cuss word comes up. The TV Guardian has three settings: You can make it delete the fuck-word, the Jesus Christ-word, and even the damn-word! Here’s a video:
Need more proof? Arthur from Kentucky says:
My family loves TVGuardian. Everyone in my Family has now purchased one. Thank You for allowing our Family to be able to watch TV together again as a FAMILY!
I get the impression that Arthur likes families, but not as much as he likes Random CAPITALIZATION! Buy yOur TvGuaRdian tOdAy!
Why is that one guy in the commercial via Skype?
Someone should modify this so I can filter out all instances of the words Lohan and Kardashian.
I’m most upset they cut from watching the 30th anniversary version of ET on one TV to the older version with the shotguns removed. I think there is some sort of meta shit going on there.
MY DAD’S BEEN WORKING ON A VERSION OF THIS THAT FILTERS OUT LATINO-SOUNDING NAMES.
Its funny how they show the scene from ET where they edit out the shotguns and turn them into walkie talkies. They show both version in the video