“Apparently” young Noah Ritter (“apparently” of Pennsylvania) “apparently” appeared on live TV for the first time ever, “apparently” at the state fair. I predict he has a long, long successful career in television. “Apparently.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/rz5TGN7eUcM

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)