Here’s an actual doll commercial from Matt’s homeland of jolly old England—and therefore Matt should be personally blamed for its content. It’s called “Baby Paralyzed Pee Pee” (or something like that… I can’t understand those crazy accents), and features an actual working—and deformed—urinating penis. (But is “Pedo Dad” also included?)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
One of the first things you learn while changing diapers on a male baby is to immediately lay another diaper over the kids wee-wee, after you take off the soiled one.
I’ll bet this gives all those macho male dolls like Ken, Big Jim and GI Joe major penis envy.