Today in the Supreme Golden Girls Court, the justices will be ruling on the question of same-sex marriage, with the honorable Judges Blanche and Sophia presiding. [Note; The Golden Girls are not actual members of the Supreme Court… but, OH. How they should be.]
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey