TV Headline of the Day (Perhaps Millennium)

1. are we pranking senior citizens or are senior citizens pranking yungins? how’s this work?

2. I had the same question. Is this going to be “We set up a sign saying that Art Linkletter was going to do a four hour special live act on the origin of rock salt! Then we waited to surprise those kids when we revealed that he’s actually dead!” kind of thing? Because, yes, I would watch that.

3. It’s a one-hour show detailing how my mom’s computer got an Internet Virus and how did she get that because she has Macafee’s Norton and the nice young man from work looked at it and said it was her Internet Megabytes and maybe her Spyware Firewall needed more Hard Drive Memory.

4. So it’s Candid Camera starring people who know what Candid Camera is?

5. Yeah, it’s supposedly old people pranking young people—but how could they not do the old “colostomy bag switcheroo”? I say we send in a bunch of pranks aimed at old people, and let the market place decide.

6. Aw, it’s more fun to prank the oldsters. Like when I locked my grandpa in the basement and convinced him he was Hitler and the Russians were at the door of his bunker… priceless!

7. IcyHot in the Depends!

8. A while back some friends and I were watching an episode of “What Would You Do?” where teenage boys were on the street forcing a teenage girl to drink beer. Those of us watching the show thought the scenario would be funnier if all the teenagers were replaced by senior citizens.
   Thanks NBC for stealing our thoughts.

9. Perfumy senior citizens have nutter butters on their faces and are pranksters.

10. How about old ladies with rank perfume come into my work and ask me semi-retarded questions while i choke on the stench? Because that happens all the time, and I laugh about it to keep from crying

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