I know what you are thinking:
Ezra, isn’t it just a tad bit narcissistic to write about your cousin here on Blogtown? Shouldn’t you just post that sort of thing on your LiveJournal (user name: fiestyfaerie182) page? This is not your personal forum.
All valid points, but it’s just too hard not to share my excitement:
Tonight, on Law & Order SVU, my cousin gets molested!
It’s true, my cousin Max Schneider (he’s the Jonas-looking kid in the brown sweater) makes his television debut tonight (TiVo the touching at 10pm), playing the role of a “special victim.” At least that’s what the preview makes it seem like. I haven’t actually seen the episode yet.
Max, I hope you win an Emmy in the category of “Best Primetime Fondling (Drama).”
Everyone knows Charlie Sheen is going to win the “Best Primetime Fondling (Comedy)” award, for that one very special episode of Two and a Half Men.
A CAT/NOT A CAT IS RETIRING FROM BLOGTOWN.
Remember when blogtown was fun? I do. This was a frivolous place where we could have fairly intelligent discussions about the issue of the day while simultaneously celebrating cat friday/caturday and trolling Matt into various nervous breakdowns while he was changing his medications and calling everyone racist. It was fun!
Alas, the whole fucking Sam debacle brought in some sort of ideologue brigade that wanted nothing but SRS BSNS, but unfortunately had the debate skills of lesser apes. Sam-gate sort of wrapped up, but these dipshits just found new things to have completely incompetent show-downs about. It’s fucking boring, and I’m fucking bored.
I know that Rom and jake and all the other half-wits will count this as a win, to which I say “good on you”. You’ve made blogtown insufferably stupid, well done. I’m out.
Kiala, graham, Alison, other decent people: It’s been fun, and I’ll miss you guys.
Mercury arts interns: by and large you all suck. Up your game.
Matt: You’re a talentless hack, but you knew that. Good luck with the mental health issues.
KTHXBAI.
You’re a bad man, Ezra Caraeff.