Are your feet KILLING you? Well, they’re killing me, because of their STINK. Finally there’s a product that can solve both of our problems. It’s the FOOT BRUSH. Simply squirt some suspicious goo onto the brush, and rub the stink right off your feet. Plus your footsies will be so invigorated, you’ll feel like dancing all night in the co-op’s rec room. THANK YOU, FOOT BRUSH!!

Tips to Everything’s Terrible!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rGX-eE4pyAk%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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