IT’S TIME for another second-anniversary check-in, this time at Woodlawn’s screamingly popular Breakside Brewery. Any fresh coat of paint is welcome in this recently energized, yet still vastly underserved neighborhood, and so when this inspiring vote of confidence opened in the spring of 2010, the sizable buildout was quickly packed with ’round-the-clock crowds that filled out the ample indoor and outdoor seating. A slightly fancied-up menu of big pub standards with big pub flavors preceded their house-brewed beers by several months; since that time, many Breakside beersโ€”both traditional and experimentalโ€”have come to populate the draft menu.

Breakside Brewery is, in a nutshell, a good brewpub, but with a few tweaks it could be a great brewpub. For all of the passionate and serious craft that is applied to their focused, successful, intelligent range of beers, the chicken wings are rubbery, and the calamari sheds a gluey batter (the latter was happily refunded). Their barrel-aged Bourbon Wheat Wine, a 12.7 percent knockout that drinks like a boilermaker from the planet Sex-9, is the stuff that fuels men to revolution; the nachos look like something a bachelor from Frankfurt microwaves on payday. (In fairness, they are broiled.) Their 6.9 percent IPA is a fantastic, big, sturdy beer with a long, hot, bitter finish; when asked for a vegan side-dish option, our waitress suggested the carrots and celery that come with the buffalo wings. Sure, it’s testosterone food that needs to stand up to complex, assertive beer, but social context matters.

There are many sure bets on the food menu. The cheeseburger ($11, $6 for the happy-hour version, which is identical but without fries) is truly excellentโ€”half a pound of Country Natural Beef cooked to order, juicy and charred and unfussed with, a thick slice of aged cheddar (or pepperjack, or blue, or swiss) melting decadently across it. The beef stars more in this burger than in a dozen others I’ve tried this monthโ€”it is deeply satisfying. The Lambwich’s ($16) lamb patty is also allowed to shine in its simplicity, and dressed with tzatziki and red peppers, the beautifully charred meat has an intense fresh lamb flavor.

Their Cubano sandwich ($12) dwells at the intersection of success and rethink; somewhat like an electron, unsure where it will be one moment to the next. The massive construction is on a bready, un-pressed roll, and hard to eat without getting your cheeks wet, but the smoky pulled pork within is rich and succulent, and the minced jalapeรฑos melted into the cheese are a great addition to the classic ingredients. The Reuben ($12) is on thick, toasted marble rye, moist with a trio of sauerkraut and slaw and swiss, but the pastrami is cut paper thin like lunchmeat and lacks distinction. In a town where Ken Gordon is charging just $1.45 more for his rendition, this doesn’t pass muster.

See if you can plot this entrรฉe out, described vertically, from the plate up: mashed potatoes, a julienne of vegetables that has been softened in some manner, garlicky broccoli raab sauteed al dente, deep-fried boneless chicken breast, pico de gallo, onion rings, and a curry-bรฉchamel sauce the color of liquefied Peeps. Mexican, Italian, Indian, American Southern, and French, this manic and unfocused Curry Fried Chicken ($14) could use some serious editing.

Their imaginative and wide-ranging beer is their obvious raison d’รชtre. Breakside’s pride and joy is an award-winning dry stout, which took bronze in a field of 30 dry stout competitors at the 2012 Brewers Association World Beer Cup. It is dark, slightly bitter, light bodied, and true to the style of a light stout, with simple coffee flavor. At 4.2 percent, it’s an all-dayer, and a growler for home is a great value at $12. Their Gin Barrel Lychee Wit (7.1 percent) is a fascinating medium-bodied sour not unlike a geuze, with a big fruity nose and long finish with developing juniperโ€”a connoisseur’s beer. Their standard Wit, at 4.4 percent, drinks like what you want a Budweiser-style beer to be, crisp and dry and dead simple. If you like a beer with a hint of fruit in it, the Strawberry Rhubarb Pie is surprisingly clean and light bodied for a brew that started with entire actual pies in the mash tun, and at 7.6 percent, this refreshing beer isn’t messing around.

The staff is well versed in the beer list, and can describe the dozen or so offerings with detailed flavor profiles and recommendations. During peak hours the food is rushed to the table from the pass, and service is uniformly friendly. Sit at the bar for an education from one of the brewmasters.

I’ll certainly be back to Breaksideโ€”if they’ll have me after the Budweiser commentโ€”because this neighborhood institution gets so many things right. If they have the time to lavish on the food the same passion they put into the beer, so much the better.

Family friendly with kids’ menu, outdoor communal seating, happy hour menu (Sunday-Thursday 3-6 pm and 9 pm-close), beer and wine only.

Breakside Brewery

820 NE Dekum 719-6475 breaksidebrews.com

6 replies on “Beer Nerd Outpost”

  1. Onstad’s reviews dwell at the intersection of success and rethink; somewhat like an electron, unsure where it will be one moment to the next.

    And that particular line is on the genius end of the spectrum.

  2. I used to think that Onstad was knowledgeable about food, less so about clear concise food writing. But after reading that review and seeing that he apparently finds nothing wrong with a “reuben” that comes with FUCKING PASTRAMI instead of CORNED FUCKING BEEF, I am forced to conclude that he doesn’t know fuck-all about food either.

  3. I’m a big fan of Breakside as their beers are very good (with a bunch of variety of styles) and the food is good too. My only issue with Breakside is the bear prices… In Portland there’s a ton of breweries and competition so it’s hard to pay $5+ for a 12oz glass. It’s good beer but the price keeps me away.

  4. Really RCH? Thought you might have made up your mind a little earlier, like when you said “What the fuck, Onstad? Are you ever going to write a food review or are you content to practice your third-rate HST impersonation every week?” Or maybe “Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, Onstad. Shut the fuck up.” But if you say it’s really the sandwich that set you categorically against, ok…

    And doesn’t this review explicitly say the reuben “doesn’t pass muster”. Is this the same as finding nothing wrong?

    Maybe you could actually contribute something in the comments section (like azunga)? I want to know what other people think too, in addition to the reviewer.

  5. sagging flint, I don’t know how long you’ve been reading the Mercury, but one of these days you will probably notice that the comments section doesn’t attract much in the way of things that contribute to the story. You also may have noticed that the fact that the reuben comes with the wrong meat was not among the things he noted as being a problem with it. And the part where I admitted to not liking Onstad’s writing but previously assuming that he at least knew a little something about food. Looks like someone struggles with reading comprehension. Or maybe you’re just butthurt because you’re friends with the guy or something.

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