Drinking Issue!

An In-depth Scientific Examination of Alcohol and its Effects on the Casual Drunk

For many casual drinkers, the question is not whether you should drink, but what you should drink. It’s generally agreed that every kind of alcohol is rumored to produce certain effects-but are these rumors true? And if they are true, are they simply perceived effects, or just another example of the alcoholic fog that clouds the human brain?

To answer these questions, the Mercury Institute of Science and Technology dispatched six of its brainiest researchers. Their task? To get six test subjects really loaded on various alcohols and then gauge their reactions in a highly scientific setting. The result? We think you may never look at getting extremely tanked and slipping off the barstool in the same way again.

• WHISKEY
  
• GIN
  
• VODKA
  
• SOMETHIEN
  
• PBR
  
• TEQUILA

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compiled by Katia Dunn