KREM 2 News out of Spokane reports that the Navy has taken responsibility for some risque chemtrail art that recently appeared in the sky over Okanogan County, which astute observers posted on Twitter.

KREM 2 asked the Federal Aviation Administration about the incident, and the FAA responded that while there is no safety risk to giant dicks painted in the sky, they “cannot police morality.”

The Navy, however, can. “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” said Navy officials in a statement.

The Navy has not released the pilot’s name, but we think some re-training is in order: Dicks are too easy! You want a real challenge? Try flying a giant vagina.

Katie Herzog is a staff writer at The Stranger, where she covers and comments on media, politics, pop culture, social movements, weed, climate change, free speech, French bulldogs, gender, sex, emotional...

2 replies on “Navy Plane Draws Giant Smoke Dicks in the Sky”

  1. Does the Navy not know that Donald Trump is the President?

    Given our new “modern day presidential” Commander-in-Chief, practicing drawing dicks in the sky is hardly of “zero training value.”

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