I feel like adding a question mark in the title will get people going like, "I'm hoping the movie reveals the answer. Well, there's only one way to find out!"
When at hip bars chatting up the beautiful ladies, it's best not to mention Star Trek at all. I used to do the same thing (sub Star Trek with Dawn of the Dead) and was mystified how none of them gave a shit.
An away team finds themselves on a planet inhabited by the god Bacchus, who turns out to be Jim Morrison after a cellular upgrade by alien abductors. Morrison turns out to be one of Kirk's boyhood heroes, which makes the eventual battle for control of the Enterprise rather painful for the captain. (And who knew Spock plays drums?)
Fatboy Roberts: YOU WIN THE CONTEST! Enjoy your copy of Peter David's acclaimed novel Star Trek: The Next Generation: Q-Squared! I'll get it to you tomorrow so you can start reading it as soon as possible.
Everyone else: Please continue, as your suggestions please me. I'll find some other prize to give another winner. OH HERE IT IS! Star Trek: The Next Generation #11: Gulliver's Fugitives, the new novel by Keith Sharee. http://www.portlandmercury.com/images/blog…
When sinister alien forces threaten Spock, the Enterprise travels to 21st century Earth to hide the Vulcan at a TrekkerCon. The most meta-motherfucking Star Trek movie ever ensues.
Star Trek to the Grocery Store for Soda and Generic Potato Chips Only to Find Out I Left My Debit Card (and Totally Not My Food Stamps; Who Do You Take Me For) at Home, Which is Where I Guess I'm Going Back to Now, and Except I'm Not Even Sure I Want that Snack Food Bad Enough to Get Up the Will to Leave My Trash-Strewed House Again Sigh
I feel like adding a question mark in the title will get people going like, "I'm hoping the movie reveals the answer. Well, there's only one way to find out!"
Star Trek Bicycles are Solid Performers for the Whole Family
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An away team finds themselves on a planet inhabited by the god Bacchus, who turns out to be Jim Morrison after a cellular upgrade by alien abductors. Morrison turns out to be one of Kirk's boyhood heroes, which makes the eventual battle for control of the Enterprise rather painful for the captain. (And who knew Spock plays drums?)
Everyone else: Please continue, as your suggestions please me. I'll find some other prize to give another winner. OH HERE IT IS! Star Trek: The Next Generation #11: Gulliver's Fugitives, the new novel by Keith Sharee. http://www.portlandmercury.com/images/blog…
Carry on.
STAR TR3K
When sinister alien forces threaten Spock, the Enterprise travels to 21st century Earth to hide the Vulcan at a TrekkerCon. The most meta-motherfucking Star Trek movie ever ensues.