What is the greatest danger posed by cell phones? Brain cancer or illegally sexting minors, right? W-R-O-N-G! In fact, it’s those damn service bars that Hollywood seems to remind us of again, and again, and again, and again, and again…

This is why I refuse to carry any phone that doesn’t transform into a stun gun.

Link: Best Week Ever

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XIZVcRccCx0%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....