HO-LY CRAP! Krash is a band of three super cute tough heavy metal kids from China and they cover Red Fang’s “Prehistoric Dog.” Awwwww.

End Hits: I still wish they wore the beer can armor.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....