With a new record on the way The Gossip have created this hot and sweaty infomercial to tell you all about Music For Men. Personally, I’m hoping that years of rampant filesharing have convinced Columbia Records to utilize an alternative distribution method for this album: each copy will be delivered via a pair of bulging pink shorts.

Wait, is that a dog’s paw turning off the radio? Bad homophobic puppy, bad!

End Hits: I tried this at my gym. Let’s just say I work out at home these days.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ftJfWU3pS4%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....