This is the cover image for the new Wayne Brady kids album on Walt Disney Records, which just turned up in a press release in my inbox.

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I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

• Is Wayne Brady wearing suspenders?
• If he is wearing suspenders, is one allowed to wear suspenders over a vest like that?
• Why are his suspenders not attached to anything?
• Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? A cummerbund?
• Now that I’m looking closely at what he’s wearing, what’s going on in the pants department?
• Really. Like, in the right buttock region.
• No, your right. Brady’s left.
• Is that… is that a….. dook?
• Why do these radios seem to be violently attacking him, especially the big one?
• The one in the back looks injured. This really seems terrifying for children.
• I AM SERIOUS HERE. IS THAT SHIT IN WAYNE BRADY’S PANTS, OR WHAT?

Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things.

8 replies on “I HAVE QUESTIONS: Wayne Brady Edition”

  2. Maybe it’s because I’m straight, but I really don’t want to see a guy posing with his legs spread like that. Even if he does have, apparently, a third buttock. *Especially* if he has, apparently, a third buttock.

  4. I was agreeing with you on the suspenders part but the whole pants thing I really don’t understand. His ass looks like any other ass.

  5. If the eyes are the two small yellow circles in the tape deck, and the mouth the half-moon below, it looks like the giant boombox fears he’s about to be pooped on.

  6. It looks like poor Wayne sought shelter on the big radio, but now the big radio is pushing him off and into the crowd of hungry tiny munchkin radios that are going to tear open his chest and eat his heart.

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