Look. I’m tired of bailing your sorry ass out of the pokey every time you run afoul of the law. So instead of me ponying up MY hard earned cash, why don’t you call someone who (apparently) REALLY cares? (That would be Baltimore’s Bishop Barry of Jesus Christ Bail Bonds.) Added bonus: He sounds like a chicken!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ht9EMjjr5oM%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)