Worst. Night. Ever. Jul 14, 2010 at 11:45 am

Worst. Night. Ever. #9: In Which I Get Stood Up, But I Learn to Love Myself

Courtney Ferguson
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I predict this will be the only comment on this thread.
Commenty Colin on July 14, 2010 at 12:07 PM Report this
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Sorry CC
"Alison was on boner patrol"
that is all.
Abusive on July 14, 2010 at 12:19 PM Report this
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You should have left word for Jiro to meet you there.
Gorilla Monsoon on July 14, 2010 at 12:49 PM Report this
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Yeah, that line jumped out at me, too.
Reymont on July 14, 2010 at 12:53 PM Report this
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"Alison was on boner patrol"

Typical Alison.
TSW on July 14, 2010 at 12:57 PM Report this
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So Alison and Courney had fun naked, and Jiro missed out on sharing his feelings.

Worst. WNE. Ever.

Also, I need to examine this photo for verification purposes.
Andy Mesa on July 14, 2010 at 1:18 PM Report this
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Alison's always on boner patrol. You guys should see a Mercury staff meeting.

Oh yeah: pics or it didn't happen.
Bronch O'Humphrey on July 14, 2010 at 1:44 PM Report this
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I found a fantastic nudist site NudistWiki.com. Many active nudist men and women.
monicat2010 on July 15, 2010 at 2:19 AM Report this
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I found a fantastic nudist site http://NudistWiki.com. Many active nudist men and women.
monicat2010 on July 15, 2010 at 2:20 AM Report this
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Steve how can you not like NudistWiki.com

It has a feature called:
BROWSE FEATURED MEMBERS

Wait-- I guess Alison has that feature too.
Rosy on July 15, 2010 at 6:02 PM Report this

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