Worst. Night. Ever. Jul 24, 2013 at 9:59 am

WORST. NIGHT. EVER.: Worseth Night

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Worth it for the mental image of that angry father alone, so really, the bumper thing was just a bonus.


Admirable effort, WSH! Worst Night Evers should always include a costume.
Melogna on July 24, 2013 at 10:14 AM Report this
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Awesome. Wish you had a video of the juggler bothering his "volunteer" assistant.
Reymont on July 24, 2013 at 11:10 AM Report this
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Wait, did you mean you were trying to be Godric Gryffindor, one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Your wand is all wrong. WAY TO GO, that must be super embarrassing.
on July 24, 2013 at 11:10 AM Report this
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What's a "Hogwarts"?
Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 24, 2013 at 11:34 AM Mercury Staff
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We'll send you to an Australian festival next year so you can write "Waiting for G'day."
Todd Mecklem on July 24, 2013 at 12:46 PM Report this
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hell yeah, why did i ever think i might go to one of those stupid things. Make thy Lord Humpy go in my stead!
i'mrightyourwrong on July 24, 2013 at 1:31 PM Report this
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This is how this is supposed to be done.
Commenty Colin on July 24, 2013 at 1:47 PM Report this
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This was pretty funny.
debhig on July 24, 2013 at 3:12 PM Report this
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The Steampunks at Brooks "Antique Powerland" are MUCH MORE fun. Next weekend. But this is NOT a "low carbon" event:

http://www.antiquepowerland.com/html/steam-up.html
Gus Frederick on July 24, 2013 at 3:17 PM Report this
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How could you walk away and just leave a beautiful piece of art like that on the table? Totally worth the $40.
LauraC on July 24, 2013 at 4:34 PM Report this
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Thanks for the compliment of my wood burned artwork! I hope to see you this weekend at the faire, even if it is just to come purchase my work. If you can't make it, email me at greatjesspectations@gmail.com and I can ship that piece to you. - Colleen Jess
Colleen Jess on July 24, 2013 at 5:50 PM Report this
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MORE FLAMBOYANT WIZARDS! LESS OTHER SHAMING! I WANT A TURKEY LEG NOW!
Joe Streckert on July 25, 2013 at 4:51 PM Report this
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Can this just become a weekly piece? Humpy at the Faire?
Blanders on July 25, 2013 at 6:21 PM Report this
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Pretty hard to be a pedophile during the renaissance. Any girl over twelve was faire game.
JRRTrollkien on July 25, 2013 at 7:17 PM Report this
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Best Worst Night Ever, EVER!
robert.crocker.125 on July 26, 2013 at 8:31 AM Report this
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Completely worth coming home to! LMAO Hey Hump, nice socks!! lol
(Sorry to hear about your bumper!)
Stephonknee Wells Kunz on July 26, 2013 at 5:37 PM Report this

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