Beloved (at least to me) actor Fred Willard (star of Best in Show, For Your Consideration, WALL-E, etc.) was arrested last night at a Hollywood porno theater for "lewd conduct" (AKA you know... mstrb8ing). From TMZ:

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand.

Can someone in his family please introduce him to internet porn? :( + :( = :(((((