It was the greatest party of 2008, and so shall be the greatest party of 2012! It's the Mercury's Election Night Wing-a-Ding-Ding (Party) at the Doug Fir, where you can most likely expect all or part of the following:

Live election coverage on the big screen!
Smarty-pants analysis from smarty-pants Steve Novick!
Games, prizes, party-favors, and a "Mormon Magic Underpants" fashion show!
Comedy from Ian Karmel!
Especially special special guests!
Dancey dance music from DJ Gregarious!
Drink specials!
Binders full of women!
And me, your host, Wm. Steven Humphrey!

Plus if things go well, there will be PLENTY of making out (if what happened in 2008 is any indication). Behold the deets:

Mercury's Election Night Wing-a-Ding-Ding (Party)
Tuesday, Nov 6
Doors at 6 pm, Entertainment at 8 pm
Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside
ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

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