Another week, and another page of old fashioned correspondence from the super cool readers of the Portland Mercury! Here's what you had to say this week:

—Even though it is so totally 2007, Ian Karmel continues to make kombucha relevant again.

—Beb, he messed up and somehow managed to fail to successfully submit your valentine this year, but we printed it anyway because we love love, and it's still relevant after the 14th.

Everybody panic! You'd better stock up on canned food, cash, and water before the big one inevitably comes. Or else.

—She's a little bit late to the party, but a reader stationed in Afghanistan, where the Merc is "considered pornography" is the other winner of our Ski Mask Contest, and not just because she quasi threatened us with her gun.