The first really warm sunny weekend of the spring, and you have some assholes out there running a power washer for THREE FUCKING HOURS STRAIGHT!?!? EDGING YOUR LAWN WITH A POWER WASHER!?!?!?!? What the fuck?!?!?!? Are you the fucking stupiedest person in the whole fucking world? There are several tools you can use to edge your lawn, AND NONE OF THEM ARE A FUCKING POWER WASHER THAT HAS TO RUN OFF A GENERATOR FOR OVER THREE FUCKING HOURS ON A SUNNY SUNDAY!!!!!!!!! Cars driving up and down the street stopped and stared in disbelief. Even my dogs were annoyed. You suck beyond belief. —Anonymous
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