hey people at work: i hate you. i guess not all of you, but most of you. i don't care about what your last marathon time was, i don't care which microbrew you drank last night, and i don't care what you did on your vacation. the only reason i tolerate the bullshit coming out of your mouth is because i'm getting paid during every second you spend boring me with the details of your stupid life. and the only reason i don't tell you i hate you to your face is because we have to hang out every day. so i'm keeping my mouth shut. but trust me, i hate you
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