Oh dudebros and 30 year old dumbasses on skateboards, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I get that white people like to go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at every available opportunity but no one cares. Especially at 1:00am when the rest of us employed people who do not skateboard have to be at work around 8:30am.

(My captcha is my husband's name, how creepy is that? Fuck you captcha!)