To my sister by marriage, I want to thank you for ruining a family gathering during the holidays. We all really enjoyed your ill behaved kids, especially the one toddler who screamed the moment he arrived until hours later when you left. As a family, we never get to see one another so I am pissed that our holiday dinner was ruined by your fucking child that you couldn’t contain with your granola hippie holistic Montessori bullshit of treating them like adults. Thanks a lot. I can still hear his annoying screaming ringing in my ears, as there wasn’t a safe place in the house to go because not only did his voice carry, but no matter where anyone went to ‘duck for cover’ you brought it upon yourself to follow with that fucking kid still screaming, infesting what could have been a quiet space. Thanks again for making a holiday memorable for the wrong reasons. Next time he throws a fit, why not make the polite move and fucking leave? Were the expressions on every adults face expressions of joy that day? Are you that fucking blind? No one wants their holidays ruined by inept parents and their obnoxious offspring. Kids need discipline, and yours are NO exception!!
Fuck You and Your Montesorri Kids
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Normally, i’d chime in with more anti-breeder wisdom.
But instead i just want to ask IA this: it’s good that you’re telling US, but did you tell this to your sister-in-law as well? B/c it sounds like SHE’S the one who needs to hear it.
maybe he sent her a link?
I hereby dub thee Sir Passivus of Aggressivania.
Why blame the parent when you can just smack the kid? Sheesh.
your relatives hate you. That’s why they let the kid keep screaming. They didn’t want to be there in the first place and, if they can help it, will never return. So that’s good for all, don’t you think?
Your child is an asshole. CLOSE YOUR VAGINA!!!!
Um. Montessori kids aren’t all like that…
Yea! Passive aggressiveness in P-Town once again. Did it occur to you to run this by your sis-in-law? Fucking grow up people!
@8 disagree strongly. Virtually every Montessori Kid I have interacted with has been a spoiled self entitled little douche. Because the are encouraged to be just that. The system has its place, but that place is NOT here. There are enough “alternative school” asshats and entitled little shits here already
Just burn the whole living room next time.
thank you, spineless crybabies of Portland, for always being here to point out the passive/agressiveness of other portlanders. Takes one to know one.
As the person who wrote this little piece…in reality I wish she would have swallowed rather than conceived.