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Monday, January 16, 2012

Hipstamatic

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Jan 16, 2012 at 9:50 PM

I am going to keep this brief:
Your iphone is not a darkroom, a photo lab, or the inside of a polaroid camera. Please stop pretending this is so. Just because your drunk party photos have awesome vignetting and a totally rad retro aqua tint over them does not mean your life is glorious. It is most certainly, not.

 

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who cares? you sound like an uptight asshole. quit worrying about other people so much, weirdo.
Posted by arenit on January 17, 2012 at 9:56 AM · Report
2
^ What this person said ^
Posted by DamosA on January 17, 2012 at 12:51 PM · Report
3
Lots of people love their phones. Most of them are teenage children
Posted by iceprez on January 17, 2012 at 1:27 PM · Report
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hmmm. while i agree that iphone photo people are annoying, i have to admut that those hipstimatic photos do look pretty cool
Posted by ebag on January 17, 2012 at 4:01 PM · Report
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Instagram is more the photo app du jour, dujourchebag.
Posted by Sir Digby Chicken Caesar on January 17, 2012 at 4:11 PM · Report
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My favorite is the Jerk-Matic. I use it to take photos of all youse jerks.
Posted by iceprez on January 17, 2012 at 6:59 PM · Report
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@6, you sir most certainly deserve comment of the week
Posted by The Showstopper on January 18, 2012 at 7:15 PM · Report
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agreed
Posted by ebag on January 18, 2012 at 10:03 PM · Report
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Maybe the poster is a real photographer? In that case the hipstamatic is getting really annoying. I can't wait for an Iphone app that writes and composes music at the push of a button... it will make all those pretentious musicians obsolete.
Posted by Ten Red on January 21, 2012 at 1:47 PM · Report

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