Rant about drivers in the Portland metropolitan area and their snow driving skills. Hint that they may all be from a state south. Rant against drivers from states that get real snow and brag about their skills.
Rant against slow trimet buses and trimet’s silence about bus lines that go over the hill. Marvel at the alleged intelligence of cyclists.
Rant about local weathermen always being wrong.
Make pithy comment about snow panic.
Close with something snarky.
Comment about how unoriginal this post was.
Minor correction of your grammar just to be an insufferable prick.
NWS issued a panic alert http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=nnjecj&s=5
I GUESS WE’RE DONE HERE.
but seriously, all we need is a little damage and destruction-free seismic activity to push Portland 500 feet above sea level. Then most of Portland will have snow and I’ll be happy.
Is it snowing?
The teachers are getting pissed that yet another possible snow day has let them down.
Ok, we GET IT! It’s fucking snowing LIGHTLY somewhere in Oregon, damn! Should we notify the Justice League, or something?
Comment about how DamosA is a troll.
Follow up remark on Damosa being a troll. Also, pointing out his reference to the Justice League furthers this commenters belief that he is a “man-boy” and likes to wear costumes.
Comment on how I, Anonymous has gone downhill, referencing some mythical past when it was much better.
Comment on how previous winters were so much worse.
Comment on how most people who comment on IA are lousy, mildly bigoted White men roughly b/t the ages of 22 and 48 who can’t be content with anything on Earth unless they’re trying to make someone else as miserable as they are.
Unrelated in-joke/non-sequitur that no one else finds funny or interesting.
comment on tedious troll
Comment on boat related justice.
Mocks #13’s comment and laughs at the race cards expiration date. Closes with expletive.
Mocks #17’s comment and his rather deluted idea that race is somehow never an issue, while placating to his own internalized racism.
Tells last person that deluted is not a word in accordance with Merriam-Webster dictionary. Prepares for idiotic response riddled capital letters berating this commenter for not signing up for an account.
Harkens back to how much better snow was before all you people moved here.
“Tells last person that deluted is not a word in accordance with Merriam-Webster dictionary. Prepares for idiotic response riddled capital letters berating this commenter for not signing up for an account.”
Tells THIS person that deluted is in fact a word depending on what context one using it in, and that Merriam-Webster dictionary isn’t necessarily the end-all/be-all for accuracy in word definition. Also, this person should MAN UP an get a REAL account, so that he can be held accountable for his foolish words. But he probably won’t do that, b/c he’s far too much of a COWARD and enjoys making these little hit ‘n run comments without actually having to OWN UP to them!
Tells sexist pig that “he” is actually a “she” and has no interest in joining any community where idiots such as them are a part of.
I have to give props. DamosA has mad skills.. at ruining ANY forum.
“Tells sexist pig that “he” is actually a “she” and has no interest in joining any community where idiots such as them are a part of.”
Tells crazy dingbat that if SHE refuses to even identify HERself via a clever avatar and/or screen name that indicates sex, then SHE cannot rightfully slander someone as being a “sexist pig” just b/c someone assumes a totally anonymous hit n’ run poster is a guy. And also asks why SHE would even bother posting at all in a “community full of idiots” that SHE apparently has no interests in joining.
Point out the point of the post is being missed. Make derisive comment about sense of humor.
Wow, this might be my all-time favorite IA comment thread!
Attempt defusing of another pissing match with heartfelt comment to I,A followed by witty joke.
Compliment a few chuckle-worthy posts.
comment on how dadaa is doing everything for her own benefit while not caring about the rest of the world.
Comment about girth of male genitals versus length and their relation to credibility.
notices that DaDaA posts are mildly amusing when read in third-person exposition.
doesn’t comment on it.
comment.
You did not make one “hipster” reference. Thou hast failed
Showstopper, YOU’RE A FUCKING HIPSTER!
Comment about trolls whose behavior could be considered an irritant. Wonder if person is out to illicit reactions from other commenters or is lacking in intellectual capacity to process basic information.
No, child I am not. I believe that this is an attempt at humor for you. If so, you should stick to trolling. Hipsters have much better funding than I do and generally better clothing. Incidentally my comment was in the spirit/thread of the IA post. You on the other hand……well Yawn…..you missed the point again and lashed out from behind a keyboard’
You are rather Emo, are’nt you