If your license plate is something super easy to remember like 555FBG then maybe you shouldn’t do an illegal U-turn on red in the bright 10AM morning light.
Me: in the enormous, well-marked white crosswalk.
You: almost hit me
I got an excellent view of your van’s receding backside. Prepare for your citizen’s ticket.

3 replies on “Bad Driver Anonymity”

  1. Wow, this is almost as interesting as observing a random traffic court hearing except there are no visuals.

    Oh, and citizen’s ticket? Objection: insufficient evidence, hearsay, objection sustained. Damn, why you gotta waste this court’s time? Contempt of court, pay the fine.

  2. A result of me driving a rather noticeable car is that I have to remind myself that should I mess up or do something stupid, people will remember it.

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