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Friday, February 17, 2012

Dear Suddenly Infamous Neighbors:

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Feb 17, 2012 at 9:22 AM

So that whole "getting busted for the naked chick tied up in your car" thing got a little more media coverage than you expected, huh? Your neighbors are pretty amused about that. You know, we've been tolerant of you and the constant outside nudity and the megaphone you use to call attention to it; we've been nice about the explosions; nobody called the cops on you for the 3am bike olympics and tshirt-gun firing in your backyard; we've looked the other way about debris, the junked car, the panel truck parked on the street, and the snotty fucking attitudes you sling around. Maybe, now that it's apparent that the rest of the world thinks you're irritating cartoony exhibitionists, you could repay the neighborhood's tolerance by being quiet when the rest of us are sleeping, jerks. A couple of us have actual jobs to get to in the mornings. Also it wouldn't kill you to say hello back. You are clearly not cooler than anybody else. Love, your neighbors, every single one of us.

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